TOP TEN DAN QUAYLE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 

10. "ISN'T IT TIME WE HAD A DECENT GOLFER IN THE WHITE HOUSE?" 

9. "I'M NOT HALF AS TERRIFYING AS THAT NEWT GUY" 

8. "DON'T WORRY -- THE SURGEONS DIDN'T TOUCH MY BRAIN!" 

7. "VOTE FOR CHANGE -- VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN DRAFT DODGER!" 

6. "QUAYLE IS AS QUAYLE DOES"

5. "QUAYLE: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT"

4. "I PROMISE I'LL LET MARILYN RUN THE COUNTRY" 

3. "STARTS WITH Q -- JUST LIKE COURAGE!" 

2. "NOT DUMB AND DUMBER. DUMBEST"

1. "HUH?"

Letterman, Wednesday, January 11, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995